steve rogers + cards against humanity (insp.)
NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE
NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB
NEED JOB FOR MONEY
WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM
there are people in the fandom who can
- write fanfictions
- draw fanarts
- create gifs
- think of theories
- edit stuff
and then there’s me
But there’s you, who
- Read our fanfictions
- Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
- View our gifs
- Support our theories
- Are amused by our edits
You are just as important as the rest of us.
Showcasing a positive outlook on the red-haired male, and aiming to re-brand the ginger male stereotype along the way.
Look how happy all the grass Pokémon are
never stop dancing lil’ buddies
this ones mad bc he wants to dance too but has no legs
Special skills: extensive Harry Potter knowledge, can watch an entire TV show in a week, knows words to every Disney song, can form abnormally strong attachments to fictional characters, Microsoft Word
What if Pokemon used to be real but Noah forgot to put them on the arc
i lost my number, can you give me yours
no no no not your phone number your credit card number
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
the fuck is wrong with you
the most aggravating fans are the ones that become huge fans of a villainous character but just can’t handle the fact that the villainous character does villainous things and instead said fans invent a million assbackwards headcanons about how the villain is TOTALLY not a villain at all and is some tragic blob where nothing is their fault even up to and including murder and genocide
i am just so baffled by this
I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER
This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.
IT’S PORN. VINTAGE PORN, LOVE IT.
omg, this is the BEST!
I love it!