omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys! he sent me a note on one of the napkins and i just
I ship it
i don’t think you understand how violently protective i can be of fictional characters
terms for penis you should notuse in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
I DONT KNOW WHICH IS BEST
You forgot no no carrot..
no no carrot
will I ever grow out of tumblr or will I still be here blogging in my thirties
oh my god i never thought about that
“grandma will you make me some cookies?”
“shut up, grandma’s got a blog to run”
you’re planning on being a grandma when you’re in your thirties
You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined.
Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!
My english teacher is a fan of Sherlock
She also knows that I am a fan of Sherlock
She told me I couldn’t put Benedict in my presentation
She will never know.
Yeah, I’m a bit behind on that. Maybe it’s because I was an only child, but I’ve always wanted kids.
Convince me to start watching Doctor Who
No seriously if this gets 1000 notes ill watch the entire series this summer
OMG THERE IS A SHERLOCK ON THE BALCONY AT WONDERCON AND HE MAKING A PHONE CALL EVERYONE IS YELLING ‘DON’T JUMP!’
THIS IS WHY YOU CAN’T TRUST COSPLAYERS.
i will always reblog this